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- Eh, Vasily Ivanych! Well on meeting to descend! To look at Bykov,
NA at Ksenia Sobchak …
- we Descend, Petka, I promise! Our division in a cordon is appointed.

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Bagel, bagel! - cheerfully children shouted without understanding that the Cheburashka is fatally wounded …

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In a fight to Genya's crocodile beat out teeth. Now the Cheburashka has a good time, splitting nuts him a set of false teeth.

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The crocodile of Gena:
- The Glass of beer and pizzas runs in a tavern!
A behind it Cheburashka:
- The Glass of beer and small cut p*ets!

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The Cheburashka and Gena after a booze on mersedesev a tree crashed, the garbage approaches them and asks:
"WHO was DRIVING",
A of the Gene and the Cheburashka chorus otvechayut:
"Both of us sat on a back seat!"

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Meets a Loch Ness monster of the yeti and speaks:
-In vain we, the Cheburashka, so many anabolics stuck.

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- Gene, and Gene!
- That, Cheburashka? Shapoklyak gave rise to
-!
- Well and what?
- As that? I drowned the, and yours do not sink.

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Gena goes by bicycle and the Cheburashka on a wheel sidit.
na the intersection stops them the militiaman and speaks:
-Neporyadok companion driver clean e. it with rulya.
cheburashka: - I not srul! I am a Cheburashka!
STUK in dver.
shapoklyak asks: - Who there? Open
-, I to a crocodile of Gene.
shapoklyak open a door, and King-KON
G-Oy is on the threshold. and Gena is not present дома.
- Well, then report to him that the Cheburashka came - from army returned. And Gena put the Cheburashka in prison in one chamber. Cheburashkaleg on one ear, with another it was covered and fell asleep. And Gena was nervous and walked on kamerevzad-vpered.
nakonets stopped and with scope gave to the Cheburashka pinka.
-Oy-e-ee-ey!
- A- And, and you is not slept the Cheburashka! Gena wakes up with a hangover, absolutely any, the head of a raskalyvayetsyaa tells Cheburashechk's Cheburashke:
-, run to me behind beer, all peresokhlo.
cheburashka to it otvechayet:
-How yesterday to drink so the Ass With Ears and how to freshen the nip - Cheburashechka?!! Gena's crocodile collect hemp in the field, and Shapoklyak Stoitna a chickie. Suddenly Shapoklyak Krichit:
-Gena, JIGGERS!
GENA dives into a grass and zataivayetsya.
-Otboy - Shapoklyak.
through some time opyat:
-Gena shouts, JIGGERS!
GENA dives in travu.
-Otboy, Everything is normal! - Shapoklyak
shouts... and so a little raz.
nakonets bothered with Genya also it to speaks:
-Shapoklyak, you that, the beldame, you shout idle? The
Gene, well you that is and - to cool dive - I simply that am and - shchus!

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- Gena, and raisin on walls creeps?
-NET.
-of Foo, again fed Shapoklyak with cockroaches.

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Gena, and raisin on walls creeps?
-NET.
-of Foo, again fed Shapoklyak with cockroaches.

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- Gena, to us the grenade in economy will fit?
- Well, generally, and what?
- Yes wons, look in a window, there Shapoklyak it in us is going to start.

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Gena, to us the grenade in economy will fit?
- Well, generally, and what?
- Yes wons, look in a window, there Shapoklyak it in us is going to start.

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Gena: "We were given for two 10 oranges: to everyone on 8! "
cheburashka: "But after all it is impossible to everyone on 8! "
-" I do not know that at you it turns out, and I 8 already ate the!"

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- A gene, let's open business? What
-, Cheburashka?
- Well, there. Hunting for wild animals, for example. Or sale dikikh
zhivotnykh...
-of Idi you. It is better to open circus. Estimate, the announcement: "Attention, attention!
tolko today o

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Gena approaches the Cheburashka and speaks:
-Know that the Cheburashka.
No, Gena, not znayu.
-I, here, cannot solve in any way on what to congratulate you: since March 8 ilis on February 23.

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Gena asked the Cheburashka to buy a disk, on the one hand that there were fizkulturnye
uprazhneniya, and on another culinary recipes. Gave to the Cheburashka of money, and sent him to buy disk.
prishel the Cheburashka in shop, bought a disk, and went back. But he stumbled at the road and broke a disk. But the Cheburashka bought glue, skleyl the disk and brought Gene.
gena inserts a disk into the disk drive and slushayet:
-Vypolnyaem exercise: raise a foot, shake up eggs and the egg flip will turn out!

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Gena rassuzhdayet:
-Here it seems call the Cheburashka, and on taste as chicken...

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Gena stays at home. The Cheburashka resorts and speaks:
- The Gene, and the Gene! And there the person the ditch is dug!
GENA speaks:
-Not the person, and lyudi.
cheburashka:
- The Gene, and there one lyud in a ditch fell.

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Gena cuts Cheburashku.
-Cheburashka, ears are necessary to you?
- Konechno.
- On, hold!

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- A gene, what at us for dinner? You Know
-, the Cheburashka... You with yourself did not bring anything, all shops are already closed, and I after all a crocodile, and hungry...

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Gena fell in a toilet bowl and shouts:
- the Cheburashka, throw verevku.
cheburashka pulling a chain: This
-, perhaps?

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Gena with the Cheburashka try to filch a string-bag with foptochki.
chebupashka
polez, and Gena waits below. Approaches ment:
-you che do here?
GENA:
-Yes here, gifts by new year we hang out!
- You che, green, sdurel?
- (thoughtfully) Well? Hm. Well it is fine. Hey the big-eared! Snimay
podapki!

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Gena and Cheburashka with a hangover. Г: The Cheburashka, would drive behind beer? Ч: Neo. Г: Well,
chebur, please, I die. Ч: I told - Nat. Г: Cheburashechka, well, give. CH:
AGA, now Cheburashechka and how you opkhmelitsya - an abyss with ears?!

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Gena with the Cheburashka go on the crosswalk. Suddenly see, the несется
600th-y Mercedes. They were taken aback and forgot to jump aside. The Mercedes brakes, everything creaks, rubber smokes... The "mobsters" enraged from such impudence throw out of it, are going to beat a muzzle. Gena was frightened, and the Cheburashka uspokaivayet:
-be not afraid of him, they to us will not make anything - they of other joke, in nikh
seychas Zaporozhets will crash.

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Gena with the Cheburashka got to prison. The Cheburashka asks:
- The Gene, and the Gene, and we will be cut here? I do not know
-, ask that myshki.
-I - not a mouse, I - a hedgehog!

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Gena with the Cheburashka try to filch a string-bag from a window leaf. Cheburashka
polez, and Gena waits below. Approaches ment:
-you che do here?
GENA:
-Yes here, gifts by new year we hang out!
- You che, green, sduret?
- (thoughtfully) Well? Hm. Well. Hey, big-eared! Remove gifts!

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Gena with the Cheburashka sit on a garbage can, have supper. Suddenly Cheburashke
khryast on repe:
-you eat with Gena everything, a reptile! Will be enough potato to choose!

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Gena reads the newspaper. Cheburashka:
- The Gene, and the Gene approaches! And raspberry red?
- Yes.
-A it in a speck?
-NET.
-Fie you! Again ladybugs ate too much!

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Gena and the Cheburashka were invited on a visit. The apartment was on the 100-th floor. When they rose by the 20th floor the Cheburashka speaks:
-Gen, and the Gene, it is possible I for you I will tell something?
Here we will rise by the 100-th floor - skazhesh.
na the 50th floor the Cheburashka again speaks:
-Gen, and the Gene, it is possible I for you I will tell something?
- Here we will rise by the 100-th floor - skazhesh.
podnyalis they on the 100-th floor. Gena and говорит:
- Well the Cheburashka that you wanted to tell me? You
Know, the Gene, and we not in that podjzd zashli.
oni went down in a bottom and came into other entrance. Rose by the 20th floor. - the Gene, and the Gene, it is possible I for you I will tell something?
Here we will rise by the 100-th floor - skazhesh.
podnimayutsya on 50 etazh.
-Gen, and the Gene it is possible I for you I will tell something?
Here we will rise by the 100-th floor - skazhesh.
podnimayutsya on the 100-th floor. Gena said:
-Teper you can speaks.
-Gen, and the Gene, and I joked.

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Gena's Crocodile of Cheburashke:
-Chebur speaks, I went to a shower, at me the tube filled by a bombovsky grass if you make lies here though one hapka I simply will mutilate you, I will break off and all takoye.
gena went to a shower. The Cheburashka sits and looks at a tube, so he wants to rush though just once, but it is impossible, and that Gena zakolbasit, suffered, suffered and nevertheless made one hapka. As let's peret it - he does not know what to do. And here Gena from a shower speaks:
- The Cheburashka, bring polotentse.
cheburashka thinks what to do if I come into a bathroom he will see that I smoked and me the khan. "It is necessary to come into a bathroom and to tell Gennady here your towel" thinks the Cheburashka - "Is not present, it is necessary to come and tell Gennady, prevail please a towel, precisely, and I will make"
cheburashka comes in vannuyu:
"АААААА, the CROCODILE!!!!!"

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The Cheburashka fights with Koshchey Bessmertny. Koshchey speaks:
-All the same you will not kill me. I have a death in egg. Followed udar.
-U-u-u... yes not in that!!!

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Gena and the Cheburashka by bicycle go. The cop catches up with them, tells supposedly a penalty for excess of speed!
- the Uncle, is not present money, want, we will show focus instead of money to you? What
- focus? Want
-, you to the earth will have a member? I WANT
-! With
- The Gene, bite off to it feet!

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If the Cheburashka spent the night not in a phone booth, and in transformer, the fairy tale could be much shorter.

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Killed Gena with the Cheburashka (further H and) a jamb, H. it raskuril
g. speaks
g. - Give MNE
CH. - Shcha, does not burn ESHCHE
G. - Well give...
Ch. - Shcha, shcha.
G. - Yes @#$!#@$.....
Ch. - A-A-A-A - the CROCODILE!!!!

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Took away Gena with the Cheburashka in militia. They sit in kamere.
cheburashka on one ear laid down, with another was covered - sleeps. And Genya not zasnut
nikak. He goes on a chamber and steps considers. Approached the Cheburashka and dal
emu a kick. The Cheburashka woke up, zalepetal:
-That you, Gena that ty=
- And, the Cheburashka, and you is not slept!

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- Also will seem Green to X. nya with ears! - Cheburashka.
-thought And will seem Brown to X. nya with ears! - the Master Yoda thought...

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Gena and the Cheburashka in shakhmaty.
- The Cheburashka play the Crocodile, do not go every evening to a disco, and that you will become deaf! Thanks
-, the Gene, I have already dinner …

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There is a Cheburashka on a visit to Genya, approaches the house, looks, on a porch - kapli
krovi. Comes into an entrance, starts walking upstairs - blood are more increasing i
bolshe. Rises further - the krovishcha already whole pools spread, around kuski
krokodilovoy skin roll... At last approaches to the geniny door, looks - Gena
na a rug under a door lies - the tail is torn off, teeth on a floor are scattered, an eye flowed out,
kishki fell out...
-of the Gene, you is bad?.
- to me? BADLY? YES to me * ETs!

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There are the Crocodile Gena and the Cheburashka on sadu.
cheburashka asks:
-Gena, it that such?
- Red smorodina.
-Gene, and why it yellow?
- But because still the green …