Jokes about Cheburashka and Gena

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Gena's crocodile on the waste ground collects hemp. An opera hat on shukhepe.
sh:
-Gena, a chickie - cops!
GENA buries in hemp. In a minute looks out - cops are not present. Sobipayet
dalshe.
sh:
-Gena, cops!
opyat Gena hides, in a minute vypolzayet.
sh:
-Gena, again menty.
hu, Gena hid, looks out - Shapoklyak rides on a grass and hokhochet:
-I trudge, green as you dive! 8-)))

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Kolobok, the Cheburashka and Shaltay-Boltay went to fight. Suddenly the Cheburashka zayavlyaet:
-Chur on ears not to beat!
kolobok:
-On the head too!
shaltay-Boltay:
-On eggs too!

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The crocodile Gena got drunk peas......
Tpoe of days perdet. To the Cheburashka eto all business beat not ponutru.
no he found a way out... at night when Gena slept he put a hose to him in an ass, removed in a window leaf and laid down quietly spat.
na morning Gena turned blue, the Cheburashka Gena-Genochka that with you is frightened "? "You understand
DA the Cheburashka I prosipatsya at night and my gut got out of an ass.... nearly died still back pushed.

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Gena's crocodile so hesitated of the name that "Lacoste" decided to be represented simply.

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Crocodile Gena and the Cheburashka go by the bus. On a seat pie lies, and on pie is written: "Who will eat this pie, that instead of "r" will speak "", They divided pie and ate it. Leave the bus. A gene speaks:
-Chebugashka, you that you will eat: pigozhenny or mogozhenny?
-A to me all gavno!

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Crocodile Gena and the Cheburashka climbed at night in magazin.
v darkness take that under a hand popadetsya.
vdrug the Cheburashka shepchet:
-Gena, I yalovy found boots. To take?
-Beri.
-A in them garbage... Well so shake out
- ego.
-I cannot, it holds me by ears...

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Crocodile Gena and the Cheburashka send plasticine to a plantation to collect. Collected pieces of 50 balls. And Gena went to a shower, and Chebur remained balls to guard. Well thinks I will try good, tried and hears Gena's voice: The Cheburashka give please polotentse.
chebur takes a towel opens a door and shouts in an ipuga: Oh blya crocodile!!!!!!

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Crocodile Gena and the Cheburashka stand on a roof multystoried doma.
vnizu they saw some brown flat cake. speaks:
-Let's look at Gena that eto.
cheburashka went down on the elevator, and Gena solved sprygnut.
smotrit the Cheburashka: two flat cakes lie. It lifts up the head, thinking, chto
gena above, and krichit:
- The Gene, and the Gene! What flat cake to lift: brown or green?

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Gena and the Cheburashka bought a grand piano. They should have brought it on the 100-th etazh.
podnimayutsya they on the thirtieth floor. The Cheburashka speaks:
"Gena, it is possible to tell you something? "
" Is impossible", - Gena.
podnimayutsya they answers the sixtieth floor. The Cheburashka speaks:
"Gena, it is possible to tell you something? "
" Is impossible", - Gena.
podnimayutsya they answers the ninety ninth floor. The Cheburashka speaks:
"Gena, it is possible to tell you something? "
" Is impossible", - Gena.
podnyalis answers Gena the 100-th etazh.
", it is possible to tell you something?" - asks Cheburashka.
"Well, tell" .
"We not in that entrance
ponIf they send … "A grand piano in another podjezd.
podnimayutsya they on the thirtieth floor. The Cheburashka speaks:
" Gena, it is possible to tell you something? "
" Is impossible", - Gena.
podnimayutsya they answers the sixtieth floor. The Cheburashka speaks:
"Gena, it is possible to tell you something?"
"Is impossible", - Gena.
podnimayutsya they answers the ninety ninth floor. The Cheburashka speaks:
"Gena, it is possible to tell you something? "
" Is impossible", - Gena.
podnyalis answers Gena the 100-th etazh.
", it is possible to tell you something?" - asks Cheburashka.
"Well, tell" .
"I joked …"

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Gena () and the Cheburashka (wash H.) in bane:
(H.):- A gene, you to add a kipyatochka?
(G.):- On h*y!
(G.):- A-a-a-a-a!!!!!!!!

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On New Year's the poddaty Cheburashka approaches a ball the old woman of Shapoklyak:
- And you not bad look today, the Little Red Riding Hood!

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Once Gena and the Cheburashka were smoked and went for a walk on the wood. Suddenly at nikh
podnyalos mood and they decided that it is necessary to be kidding. Here Gena saw Serogo
volka who on hemp and grustil.
- The Cheburashka alone sat! - Speaks to Gena - You go, prattle with him, and I that vremenem
chto-nibud will think up... The Cheburashka went trepatsya.
-Hi the Grey Wolf! - tells Cheburashka.
-Hi, the Cheburashka... - tells Volk.
- And what you such sad?
- Yes, life such...
- Yes, - are told by the Cheburashka - Hard to you, the Wolf. Wolf, and where your cap? Vdru
giz-za bushes Gena with a manhole in rukakh:
-runs out And here his cap - shouts Gena and very much lowers on the Wolf the hatch. Na
sleduyushchy put Gena and the Cheburashka were again smoked and went for a walk on lesu.
vnezapno at them again the mood was lightened and they again decided to be kidding. And tut
gena again saw the Grey Wolf. The wolf sat on hemp and longed, his head byla
zamotana bandage and from him smelled as hospital...
- Cheburashka! - speaks to Gena - You go, prattle with him, and I that vremenem
chto-nibud will think up... The Cheburashka went trepatsya.
-Hi the Grey Wolf! - tells Cheburashka.
-Hi, the Cheburashka... - tells Volk.
- And what you such sad?
- Yes, life such... Suddenly the Cheburashka grudged for Grey Volka:
- The Wolf, and who you so, and? Suddenly because of bushes Gena with kanalizatsionnym
lyukom in hands runs out and very much his cap lowers to the Wolf on golovu
- And here!

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Once the crocodile Gena tells Cheburashke:
-Listen, and give we with you meeting we will arrange!
-A it as?
- Well I will climb on a barrel and I will push speeches, and you will be the people, clearly?
- Well davay.
zalez also began to push with Gena on a barrel the speech. After a while to it the brick v
golovu gets and it falls from a barrel. Rises and asks Cheburashki:
-Who threw?
-A from crowd someone.

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Once the Cheburashka and Gena crossed the river. The Cheburashka was tired and speaks:
-Ya ustal.
a Gena Otvechayet:
-Nichego a river floor ostalos.
plyvut further. The Cheburashka is again tired and speaks:
-Ya is again tired, not mogu.
- And you ears grebi.
doplyvayut they to the coast any more, one sekundochka remained. The Cheburashka speaks: Well - at, I absolutely any more not mogu
-Horosho floated back.

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From decent to the indecent - one step! The Cheburashka in itself decently looks. And now put it on asphalt and lead round chalk...

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Guess a riddle: green and at the same time blue, - said
krokodil Gena, gently stroking the Cheburashka on a cheek.

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The Cheburashka was first Geno-modifitsirovannym a product.

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Two toilet bowls creep on the desert. One tells drugomu:
- The Gene, and the Gene! Let's prikolupatsya to that turtle!
- is not necessary, the Cheburashka, We already to the old man Hotabychu prikolupatsya!

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Gena with the Cheburashka in tyurmu.
-Gena got, and here nalyso shave?
- I do not know, otstan.
-Gena, and here nalyso shave? I do not know
-, ask Krysy.
- The Rat, here nalyso shave?
-Ya not a rat, I am a hedgehog.

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After the Cheburashka admitted to Genya that on elections will vote for "United Russia" - there are chebureks in Cheboksarakh.
a the Cheburashka is not present!

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Gena's Crocodile with the Cheburashka quarreled. The crocodile got up na
taburetku, tied a rope to a pipe, put on a loop a neck and costs. Hochet
ispugat Cheburashka. The Cheburashka enters and speaks:
-Why you took my stool?
I moved away her.

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Went somehow the Cheburashka with Gena to a zoo. The Cheburashka speaks:
-Gena, look that they with a horse sdelali.
- At It not a horse, but a camel!
- is All the same a pity.

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The Cheburashka to Shapoklyak comes on March 8 and speaks:
-I Congratulate you since March 8 and accept for memory from me and Gena this modest gift - a green handbag from crocodile skin...

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The Cheburashka to Genya and asks:
- The Gene, and the Gene comes, the kopek is much?
- Leave alone!
- the Gene, well tell: the kopek is much?
- Well is a lot of, it is a lot of!
poshel the Cheburashka in shop, gathered many toys and k
kacce approaches. Gives one kopek and speaks kassirshe:
-Give delivery!

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The Cheburashka comes to shop and speaks:
-you have pepisina?
- Not pepisina, but oranges, - are told by the seller. - Speak correctly! Next day the Cheburashka again comes to shop and asks:
-you have pepisina? And the seller speaks:
-If you still at least once will tell "pepisina", I for ears to a counter will beat you! For the third day the Cheburashka comes and asks:
-you have nails and a hammer? There is at us neither hammer, nor nails, - answers prodavets.
- And pepisina are?

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The Cheburashka came to shop and asks:
- The Raisin is?
-NET.
-A a roll with raisin? Then dig up
-Est.
-to me, please, hundred grams izyuma.
emu dug up hundred grammov.
- And a roll today's?
- Is not present, yesterdayshnyaya.
- Then to a vkolupayta back.

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The Cheburashka of a crocodile Gena that will be hung up decided to intimidate. Went to another komnatu.
zakhodit Gena to the room and sees the Cheburashka standing on a chair with a loop on shee.
gena:
-Oh, the Cheburashka was hung up. Moreover and my stool took, - pulls out a stool.

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The Cheburashka and Gena's Crocodile solved will be smoked. Well the Cheburashka nakurivatsya, and the Crocodile went to a bathtub to bathe. The Cheburashka stopped radiating and decided to descend in a bathtub, but forgot that Gena there. Tam KROKODIL comes into a bathtub and with krikom:
-!

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The Cheburashka at the small river sits and cries. Gena:
-Cheba approaches! Cho you cry?
- Trus; of an uplyliiiya...
- Well and x @@ with them!
- That's it, x @@ from a nimiiiya

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The Cheburashka on a shop sits, eats a chocolate, Gena passes and speaks:
-Pochemu your chocolate so stinks? The Cheburashka in otvet:
-Ya its second time I eat
A.

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Gena with the Cheburashka in voyenkomate.
-Gena sit, us will shave? I do not know
-. Ask here at myshki.
-I am not a mouse. I am a hedgehog.

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Sit on the rock an eagle with Cheburashkoy:
-Well, the Cheburashka, departed? Wait for
-, ears were tired!

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The Cheburashka and Zmey Gorynych sit in social security. Masyanya and from a threshold asks:
-Hey, freaks comes! You, perhaps, the last behind privileges for Chernobyl veterans?

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Cheburashka and Gena's crocodile on a garbage can sit, eat. Suddenly to Gena Cheburashk on a nape - hryas!
- the Gene, for what?
- Will be enough potato to choose. Guzzle everything!

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Gena's Crocodile began to come back home late in the evenings, and time came and speaks:
-I entered a party, me in presidents nominate!
cheburashka:
-In what party, Gena?
-U us, crocodiles, one party - Green Party, and you get out, the red Fascism!

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There is a Cheburashka on a market and krichit:
-Bags buy bags, from a genuine crocodile leather?

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Are shot the Cheburashka with Kolobok on duel. The Cheburashka speaks:
-Chur not to shoot at ears!
kolobok:
-V head too!!!

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Knock at a door to Genya's crocodile, opens for Shapoklyak, on a threshold - Gena's King-Kong.
-of the house?
shapoklyak otvechayet:
-is not present Gena, what to transfer to it? Tell
- that the Cheburashka from army returned.

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Predator against strangers, cowboys against newcomers, the ninjia against vampires when already there is a Cheburashka against Pokemons?!!!