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- The doctor, at me gemorroy.
-In what place?

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- The doctor, something at me with an eye badly!
-A without an eye, think, it will be better?!

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The doctor speaks medsestre:
-Maria Ivanovna, I repeat the last time: white and round are tablets, and black and square are nuts. To you all the same, and here patients complain...

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The doctor speaks patsiyentu:
-to you it is necessary to stop masturbirovat.
-Why, the doctor?
- Because prevents me you to examine it.

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- The doctor, my head kruzhitsya.
-I See...
- the Doctor, and I still stammer. I Hear
-... Still me yesterday the fast brought down
-A... I Know
-!

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- The doctor, my head is turned!... Itself I see
-!

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- The doctor, my head is turned!
- is quiet, quiet, I see everything...

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- The doctor, at me in the head the little man all the time uses foul language! So it is easy for
-to correct it! 1000 dollars and any problems!
- the Doctor, and know, what the little man now told?

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- The doctor, give me tablets from greed! Yes it is more, it is more!

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The doctor, give me tablets from greed! Yes it is more, it is more!

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- The doctor, I two weeks without zhenshchiny.
-Why? You after all Wifety.
- The Doctor, you still would remember mother!

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- The doctor, whether really harmfully to sleep on the left side?! Watching
- on whose …

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- The doctor, whether really my sight to improve, I will eat with
If more carrots?
-pointed. You sometime saw a hare wearing spectacles?

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- The doctor what to do? I begin sexual powerlessness! Tell
- what you conduct sexual zhizn.
-Ordinary. Wife every night. Girlfriend every evening. Na
rabote secretary. That's all...
- Well, my dear, At such life, of course, will arise polovayag

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The doctor what to do? I begin sexual powerlessness! Tell
- what you conduct sexual zhizn.
-Ordinary. Wife every night. Girlfriend every evening. At work the secretary. That's all...
- Well, my dear, At such life, of course, will arise sexual weakness! That you want...
- Means from it?
- Of course!
- Thank God. I that thought - from an onanism...

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- Doctor, what to do if you want to work?
- Lie lie down and let it be.

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- The doctor, what to do to me? Strongly I get tired from the TV!
-A as sleep?
- I Sleep well, but all dreams go with advertizing!

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- The doctor that to do to me, at me from ears carrots grow!!!
- Yes as such could turn out? Itself I do not know
-I, I planted vegetable marrows...

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The doctor, at me depressiya.
-Luchshee medicine - with the head to plunge in rabotu.
-No I knead concrete.

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- Dr. I depressiya.
- Plunge headlong into the work. What do you do?
- kneaded concrete ...

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- Doctor, doctor, how it? You know
-, it in a serious condition, it has an extensive heart attack, fractures!
-Ya I can talk to it?
- Is not present, unfortunately it is impossible!!! If you want to tell something to it, tell me, I will transfer!

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- The doctor, the doctor as it is called?
- That as is called?
- Well as it is called, I the wife in a night 16 times!!!
- of Pizd*sh it is called!!!

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- Doctor! Doctor! What it at me?!
- Where?. Oh, My God! What it at you?!

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- The doctor when I with the wife, my member looks on botinki.
-Put boots on a case! Following!

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- The doctor, and whether is life after death?
-A you think to me, how to the proctologist, more visible?

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- The doctor, and I will live?
- You Will be, but you will not want.

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The doctor, I will live?
- will show Opening!

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- The doctor, I will live?
- Yes, but is not enough and badly.

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- The doctor, I will live? Wait for
-, the patient, I did not solve yet...

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- Doctor, I'll live?
- the point?

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- The doctor, I will live or I will die?!
- Of course!
- That "of course"?!
- Will live or will die!

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- The doctor, I will live?
-A that, without it in any way?

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- The doctor I will live??
-A that, without it in any way??

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- The doctor, I will live???
- will long Live, will die tomorrow.

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- The doctor, at me in back pass got stuck gazeta.
- The Truth?
- Is not present, "The Soviet sport"

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- The doctor, I have a lock! Purgen does not help!
-A that fir-trees?
-Rice at the Chinese restaurant!
- Well, clearly! Atypical diarrhea.

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- Dr. I have ringing in uhe.
- And you did not answer.

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Doctor, thanks! You so fine operated my brother... it to you!
- Well, well you... Take
-, take...
- is not necessary, well where?... To me where this foot to put
-A? Give, take away!

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- The doctor, I have green circles before eyes! You prefer what color
-A?