Jokes about Cheburashka and Gena

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The crocodile Gena wakes up from the most terrifying bodun (all not zelenyy
dazhe, and bluish) and is so very tender zovet:
-Chebul, and Chebul, run behind vodka!
B the answer tishina.
-Chebul, and Chebul, well run behind vodka!
opyat tishina.
-Chebul, well run!
IZ of other corner hoarsely Cheburashka:
-Here is how since morning behind vodka responds to run, so Chebul and how to drink,
tak an abyss big-eared!

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Crocodile Gena and the old woman Shapoklyak went by the car of the train and with a call looked at each other. At last Shapoklyak defiantly pulled out knigu
"the Person - the king of beasts" and, whistling, became her perelistyvat.
gena not kindly grinned and got the book "About Tasty and Healthy Food"...

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Crocodile Gena and the Cheburashka were closed up by fakirs. The client comes and the member to the earth asks. Cheburashka: A gene, bite off to it feet...

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Crocodile Gena and the Cheburashka wanted to be transported through reku.
seli to the boat. Agreed that the Cheburashka rows to the middle of the river,
A then of Gena. Cheburashik dogreb to the middle of the river, was tired. Krokodil
za this time fell asleep. The Cheburashka will be a green beast, and he sleeps,
vse to him on chem.
razozlivshiysya ushastik - and - ak cut on it an oar, krokodil
zakhripel from pain and can understand nothing. The Cheburashka emu:
-Chto, Gena, is not slept? Well, on, bury!

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Crocodile of Gena:
- The Cheburashka, darling, run behind a small bottle...
cheburashka:
-Well here how to run - so lovely and how to drink - so get out, an abyss big-eared.

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Crocodile Gena and the Cheburashka decided to rob manufactured goods store. The Cheburashka climbed on a warehouse and krichit:
- The Gene, here sneakers "Adidas"! Take
-, beri.
- The Gene, here boots Austrian! Take
-, beri.
- The Gene, here boots kersey! Take
-, beri.
- And in them garbage!
- So vytryakhni.
-I cannot. It holds me by ears.

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Medvedev:
- And cool at us, Vladimir Vladimirovich, a tandem!
PUTIN:
-Yes, is fine to you, the Cheburashka to konspirirovatsya! Here except us net.
medvedev:
-you Know anybody, Gena, I will always be better than you zvat
vladimirom Vladimirovich for the time being. I am afraid to make a reservation on public, not takoy
opytny the conspirator as you, I did not serve in KGB.

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On the road there is a Cheburashka with the torn-off ears, and above him is Krokodil
gena and screws in to it a corkscrew in the head, prigovarivaya:
-Sorry, the Cheburashka, but children need Teletubbies.

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At the Olympic Games of 2004 in Athens Cheburashka
of "natural" brown color was a mascot of Russian national team. At the Olympic Games of 2006 in Turine
rossiyu the white Cheburashka "represented", and at the games of 2008 in Beijing - krasnyy.
talismanom blue Cheburashka.
po-moyemu will become Russian national team at the Olympic Games of 2010 in kanadskom
vankuvere, it is time to rescue an animal, health at it obviously to hell...

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Gena and the Cheburashka found somehow a flat cake, but did not want to divide, and decided that will compete, and it will be received by the one who won. Decided to climb on the 100-storey building and who will quicker go down, that and will receive a flat cake. The flat cake was put below. Climbed. Start. The Cheburashka ran on a ladder, and Gena decided to jump off that was quicker. The Cheburashka resorts down, looks at the earth, lifts up the head and krichit:
-Gena, what flat cake to take? Yellow or green?

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Night. There are on the wood a Crocodile and the Cheburashka. Want to sleep, not can it is direct. Well laid down,
spyat. The Cheburashka on one ear laid on it laid down and another took cover warmly sopit
sebe, and Gena as will lay down, all poor is cold to it. Here he gets up yes kak
udarit the Cheburashka, he, poor, already departed to bushes, jumps and shouts, gde
da che, and Gena emu:
-That the Cheburashka, too is not slept?

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Once Gena and the Cheburashka thought up the rule: that on the earth rolls, will not rise. There are they on the road and see ruble. The Cheburashka speaks - Let's lift? Gena speaks-Chto's
A on the earth rolls, not podnimayetsya.
idut they are farther. Suddenly see 10 rubles. The Cheburashka speaks - Let's lift? What on the earth rolls, not podnimayetsya.
idut further, see lies 100 rubley.
cheburashka speaks - Let's lift?
That on the earth rolls, not podnimayetsya.
tut Gena failed in a hole and shouts to the Cheburashka - Lift me!
That on the earth rolls, does not rise.

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Once Gena's crocodile strongly got drunk and remained to spend the night at Cheburashki.
tak Shrek was born.

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Olympians presented to the President Medvedev Cheburashk. However, in any way did not expect from athletes so sophisticated ironii:
"I was once strange toy anonymous..."

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Especially the Cheburashka does not love the birthdays. And so ears rather big, so also pull them. And every year more long.

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Guess a riddle: green and at the same time blue, - Gena's crocodile told, gently stroking the Cheburashka on a cheek.

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The Cheburashka to a crocodile Genya and pposit:
- The Gene comes, give ruble, I will go to video salon!
- Leave alone, the Cheburashka, after your campaigns you that currency ppostitutkoy
ppikidyvayeshsya, all night long howl under a bed... To
- The Gene, well give ruble, I will go to video salon! I will give
-He, and that then with you it is possible to get to a mental hospital!
- the Gene, well yes - ah ruble, well, in the last time I will go! Well, all right, take
-!
vechepom Gena goes to bed, suddenly under a door Open a terrible roar and pychaniye:
-, green, and that will be worse!!!
-of Hto it? <: - I
- of Et I - CHE-BU-RA-TOR!!!
ChI-BURG UBI-YTsA!!! <- options ответа
ЧЕ - BU-RA-ShKI - NIN-DZYA!!!

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The Cheburashka comes from shop and tells Gene:
-Hear, the Gene, there at shop the person the hole is dug!
- Well how many times to you, the Cheburashka to speak not the person, and people!
- Well I also say that there one lyudya in a hole fell.

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Are descended not only genes, but also Cheburashkas.

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Krokodil Gena and the Cheburashka by car went to the country. On Cheburashka Road asked Gena to allow to drive and the Citizen Krokodil ran on derevo.
poyavlyaetsya gaishnik:
-, raise a claim and clean from a wheel, not polozheno.
-It - not Srul. It is a Cheburashka!

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Gena a crocodile with the Cheburashka got to KPZ. Sit. The Cheburashka at Gena asks:
-Gena, and here will cut us? Gena, being for the first time in KPZ, speaks:
-Yes I do not know. There passes some time, the Cheburashka again with the same question k
gene pristal:
- The Gene, and will cut us?
- Yes are not known by me, - Gena answers, - ask a rat. The rat turns and,
obizheno speaks:
-Yes not a rat I, and a hedgehog!

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Gena with the Cheburashka got to prison. In a chamber they are surrounded by convicts, long at them look and at last "pakhan" asks:-Za that sit? Cheburashka:-Za fokusy-A well show! Cheburashka:-Hochesh at you h*y to the earth will be? - I Want! - Cheburashka:-Gena! Bite off to it feet on a belt!!!

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Got somehow the Cheburashka with Gena to a sobering-up station... At
-of the Gene, look that cops with a horse made - tells Cheburashka.
-It not a horse, but a camel!
- is All the same a pity.

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Put the Cheburashka and Genu.
odin the inveterate convict asks at nikh:
-For what put?
-3a focuses... - sadly Cheburashka.
- And well answers, show, well though odin.
- The Gene, bite off to it feet...

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The Cheburashka and Kolobok quarreled, wanted podratsya.
cheburashka speaks:
-Chur, on ears not to beat!
kolobok:
-I on the head too!

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Send Gena with the Cheburashka to mountains and caught cold spending the night. Well,
cheburashke that, it on one ear laid down, by another was closed and sleeps. And at Gena Nichego
net, one tail. It turned, turned, suddenly pushes the Cheburashka in bok:
-That, ushastik, too is not slept?

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The Cheburashka resorts to Genya and speaks:
-Gena, Gena somehow! Shapoklyak gave rise... Such green, big-eared...
pravda, we are not guilty?!

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The Cheburashka resorts to Genya's crocodile and speaks:
-Gena! You represent, Shapoklyak gave rise to something like that big, green,
S huge ears. However, we are not guilty?

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Piglet (P) on a visit comes to Blame (In):
P:-Vini, Blame, you that do? I eat
B:-Med.....
P:-Vini and why so stinks? I eat
B:-Vtoroy of times......

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The Cheburashka to GENE
-Gena who I am such comes? Gene
-Cheburashka.
-, precisely Cheburashka.
-is exact, and what?
- Shepoklyak said yes that I am new laying of a kefra with wings.

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The Cheburashka to Genya and speaks:
- The Gene, here we with you celebrated personalities comes!
- Well yes.
- But in animation we reached everything, and it would be desirable to move dalshe.
-generally soglasen.
- And give we we will go to show business! I will be a singer, and you will be a producer of me. Maybe on the Eurovision we will pass. At us and songs popular it is full to start, and?... You Know
-, the Cheburashka, give we we will be engaged in construction better - the benefit experience is. And pid*ram to become, at our popularity, we will always be in time.

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The Cheburashka to a crocodile Genya and prosit:
- The Gene comes, give ruble, I will go to video salon!
- Leave alone, the Cheburashka, after your campaigns you, pretend to be the currency prostitute, all night long howl under a bed... To
- The Gene, well give ruble, I will go to video salon! I will not give
-, and that then with you it is possible to get to a mental hospital! To
- The Gene, well give ruble, well, I will last time go! Well, all right, take
-!
vecherom Gena goes to bed, suddenly under a door and rychaniye:
-Open a terrible roar, green, and that will be worse!
- Cheburashka, it you?
- It not the Cheburashka! It I - Cheburator-2.

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The Cheburashka comes to shop and asks prodavtsa:
-Pisina is?
-of Che-che?
-of Pisina is?
- First, not pisina, but oranges. Secondly, no. Thirdly, if you once again distort the remarkable Russian word orange, I to you to a counter will nail up ears. Understood?!
cheburashka left, and to the next morning came opyat:
-Nails is?
-NET.
-of Pisina is?

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The drunk Cheburashka met the old woman Shapoklyak and speaks:
- And you still not bad look, the Little Red Riding Hood!

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Solved Cherburashka and Gena to ascend to the building most highly. Well since evening sobrali,
blinov baked (on snack). Began ascension in the morning. A floor im
zakhotelos to have a bite Ha 400. Here Gena found out that forgot pancakes below near the house,
I tells Chepbupashke:
-Run behind pancakes down!
chebupashka ran, and Gena looked out of a window and fell in it. Gena who resorted in niz
chebupashka kpichit:
-, I will bring not our old pancakes to you, and new big and green!!!

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Solved a cheb (Cheburashka) and a gene decided to go on diskar, before it previously to get high. A gene speaks:
ya I will go to a priym a bathtub, without me not to smoke a jamb! The Cheba sits hour, and Gena is not here. Decided to podolbit. It was smoked, and Gena still is not present. Decided to get high once again. No sooner said than done. Here hears Gena from a bathroom shouts:
CHEBA, additional weight towel!!
CHEBA comes into a bathroom looks at Gena and орет:
А - and - and - aaa Krakodil!

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The Cheburashka and Gena decided to issue the law: "That fell - that was gone" .
idut on the wood. $10 lie.
-of the Gene, let's lift!
- That fell, propalo.
ta a situation. $100 lie.
-of the Gene, let's lift!
- That fell, propalo.
upal the Cheburashka in yamu:
-Gena, help!!!
- What's lost is lost.

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The Cheburashka sits on a cloud. Below kneeling lyudi:
-Oh, our Great Shaggy Bolsheukhy God! The Cheburashka passing by Gena:
-Brothers, so it known 3,14dor! To it quietly on an ear pozhiloy
dzhentlmen:
-you Will stink, the stinker, our God will become Green and Pimply!

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The Cheburashka in park on a bench sits and plachet.
mimo passes pionerka.
-Why cry?
- Life bad … There is a wish to eat …
pionerka went, bought apelsinov.
cheburashka ate orange and again plachet.
-That again cry?
NU wants to Drink
- …, it bought it a vodka bottle. He drank … Again plachet.
-???
- the Woman wants …
DALA it to it …. And the Cheburashka more cries …
-???
- Life bad … CIRCLE ONE WHORES …