Jokes about Cheburashka and Gena

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The Cheburashka left the room, and Gena decided it to frighten and hid a knife under a mouse. The Cheburashka comes into the room and sees, at Gena the knife sticks out. Vytashchil.
-Is not present, do not wash it. - Also thrust back - into heart.

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The Cheburashka - to a crocodile of Gene:
-Gena, Gena, look, what lifeline at me long - from a pad to the puzik!
- Fool you, Cheburashka! It the moth ate around you.

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To look on a beach more attractive, a crocodile to Gena Pryatal
cheburashk in swimming trunks.

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The Armenian radio sprashivayut:
- The Cheburashka is a boy or the girl?
- Of course girl! Speak, the woman loves ears - such ears in vain cannot vanish?!

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- The grandmother, the grandmother and why you have such large ears? Do not ask
- silly questions, the Cheburashka.

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- The grandmother and why you have such big eyes?. The grandmother and why you have such large ears?. The grandmother and why you have such hairy hands?
- Yes will be enough already to feign ignorance, any I to you not the grandmother! I am a Cheburash

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- Grandma, why do you have such big ears?
- Do not ask stupid questions Cheburashka.

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Buratino... Chippolino... Cheburashka... Murzilka...
KTO will stop drug addiction among children's writers?

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In Afghanistan. A circle of a bullet Gene
- whistle …, than blood smells?
- Leave alone, you do not see, dushmana climb! (shooting back)
- Well the Gene, well than blood smells?
- Found time, leave alone!
- Well than?
- Shit!
- Oh, Gena, I weigh in blood.

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In the computer put a set of various jokes that that gave out sredniy.
rezultat began so: "Three Jews lie in a bed: Reagan, Cheburashka and Poruchik
rzhevsky...".

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Sure signs of the end sveta:
1. Barack Obama was recoloured in blondina.
2. Gena's crocodile gobbled up Cheburashku.
3. Medvedev dismissed Putin.

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The uneasy Cheburashka resorts to Genya, peacefully puskayushchemu
mylnye bubbles from trubki:
-Gena, a nightmare! Shapoklyak gave rise!
- Well and what?
- As that? I drowned the, and yours swim!!!

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- Here say that children on one Pokemons went mad, and about starykh
skazochnykh heroes forgot. Conducted survey, and the Cheburashka appeared the на
3rd - m a place on populyarnosti.
- And how the question was raised?
- "Who your favourite Pokemo

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Doctors pronounced a cruel sentence - schizophrenia. But I cannot still believe that this lovely fluffy small animal - only a fruit of my patient voobrazheniya.
iz memoirs of a crocodile of Gena.

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Piglet and Gena's crocodile, drunk in stuff, meet. Pyatachok:
-Poor burro of News agency, you absolutely green! And where your wonderful ears?
GENA (hardly razleply eyes):
- A-a-a! Oh God! The Cheburashka why you such pale, and what swine thrust to you in a bum a corkscrew?

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The crocodile meets somehow Gena Cheburashka and asks:
-Chto it you sad such?
Yes, here, wanted to get the mobile phone, and a fig it did not turn out: it all the time in an ear fails.

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The Cheburashka in apteku:
-Lipisina enters is?
-U we do not happen apelsinov.
through hour again prikhodit:
-Lipisina is?
- Yes no, apelsinov.
eshche through chas:
-did not bring a lipisina?
- Well, no! To hang up
reshili on a door objyavleniye:
"Oranges are not present" .
through hour the Cheburashka again prikhodit:
- And, so before a lipisina after all been!!!

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Gena and the Cheburashka go walk late vecherom
cheburashka: - Gene, carefully, here steps-enki-enki...
GENA: - Thanks, Plagues-boom-burash-@, Oh - x!

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Even walls - and those have ears, - Gena's crocodile consoled the Cheburashka.

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The strong wind and the Cheburashka blew was brutally beaten by the ears.

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Gena with the Cheburashka by bicycle go. The Cheburashka on a wheel sidit.
vstrechny the militiaman stops them and trebuyet:
-Remove it with rulya.
-I not srul, and the Cheburashka, - with insult told the Cheburashka.

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The Cheburashka and Gena's crocodile go by the bus without tickets, here their controler poymal:
-Pay, shtraf.
a the Cheburashka emu:
-Give we to you better any zhelaniye
vypolnim!
NU, the controler obradovalsya:
-Give. Make so that my member to a floor got!
cheburashka tells to Gene:
- The Gene, and the Gene, bite off to it feet!

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If California was not in America, and in Russia, ee
gubernatorom there would be not Terminator, but the Cheburashka, or Masyanya.

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If to lead round the Cheburashka chalk on asphalt, the indecent image will turn out very much even.

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Gena got sick. Lies in a bed. Calls Cheburashku.
- The Cheburashka, bring vody.
-Well. (Brings).
I so several times. Through some time:
- The Cheburashka, bring vody.
-In a toilet bowl water came to an end, and to me not to reach a wash basin.

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The father Carlo Buratino from Malvina in a shed locked somehow. That they to it firewood for the winter prepared.

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- The Cheburashka in apteku.
-comes you have oranges?
Oranges are not present, it apteka.
-Cheburashka left, took a walk again zakhodit.
-you have oranges?
Oranges are not present, it apteka.
-Cheburashka left, took a walk goes obratno.

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Time the Cheburashka Gena in a zoo came to visit, and Gena stretched on a hillock i
plan from a tube sips. The Cheburashka, clearly, too wanted to get high, he i
kriknul:
-Gena, cops! Gena threw a tube and into a bog dived. The Cheburashka got high, here Gena
vynyrivayet:
-Well the Cheburashka, cops already left?
- Dive Gena, you popalitsya!
- Cheburashka, cops far?
- Dive, dive rather!
- Well all already? Cops left?
- of Ny-y-yryay, ny-y-yryay, green, you pin me.

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There is a Little Red Riding Hood on the wood. Towards Grey Volk:
- The Little Red Riding Hood, want I you I will kiss on such place where still nobody kissed?
krasnaya the Hat (being tightened by a cigarette):
-B basket, perhaps???

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There is a Cheburashka on the wholesale market and is invocatory krichit:
- And to whom a bag from a crocodile leather!

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There is a Cheburashka down the street, leads korovu
v to a hand holds a ball and gorn.
vstrechayet Shapoklyak. That speaks to it:
- You where the moron with all this srub go?
cheburashka answers: Gena told
-, take a telka, a bubble and we will hoot.

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Go Blames-swelled with Piglet. Suddenly Blame it is developed and how will give to Piglet in tablo.
-For what?
- From you, pigs, everything it is possible to expect.

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There are Gena with the Cheburashka on a bog. A gene paves the way, and H. behind: chap -
chap, chap - chap. Gena: "Not chapay, and I will turn that inside out". Behind silently, potom
snova: chap - chap, chap - chap. Gena became angry and turned out H. inside out. Idet
dalshe, and behind: pack-pack, pack-pack...

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From the Cheburashka's notes: After the Winter Olympic Games with shame asked Gena me to gobble up.

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It is known that "women love ears", therefore the best woman - eto
cheburashka!

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Candidate finalists in mascots of the Olympic Games worried at doors of a selection committee. Nervously the Cheburashka who grew old Clumsy again smoked cried, u
belochki the head more strongly than the usual shivered pads shivered, the Hedgehog from fog sighed and led round all muddy vzglyadom.
i only the Labrador Koni quietly dozed in a corner and silently to something smiled.

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Carlson with the Cheburashka sit on kryshe.
karlson:
-Well, poleteli.
-Oh, wait, ears will have a rest a little.

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The crocodile Gena gorged on to peas and three nights stank. It bothered the Cheburashka, he na
chetvertuyu thrust night to the sleeping crocodile into an ass a hose, and other end in fortochku
vyvel. Wakes up in the morning, sees - Gena sits on a bed blue-blue and stonet.
cheburashka:
-Gena, what with you?!
- Oh, Cheburashka. Lousy to me... At night the gut got out of an ass until nazad
butlkal - slightly gave the ends.

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Gena's crocodile after yesterday's muddy and absolutely zelyonyy:
-... Chebb. at... rashen. pretty, strain off to me rassolch. ik. and - I die!
- Just about... As yesterday - so eb. a nickname with ears, and today already and Cheburashenka!