Jokes about Cheburashka and Gena

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The Cheburashka sits. The Cheburashka, what is the time approaches volk.
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- In - about - it that path which to the grandmother conducts

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Gena and the Cheburashka in militia sit. The Cheburashka shivers with fear and the Gene, and the Gene sticks to Gene:
-! We will not be beaten? Gena speaks:
-will not be, leave alone! The Cheburashka not unimayetsya:
-Well, the Gene, will not beat? Gena becomes angry. There is an office a giraffe. The Cheburashka began to cry and speaks:
-Look that they with a horse made!

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Gena with the Cheburashka sit, obkurivayutsya.
cheburashka turns to Genya and scaredly krichit:
-Oh, crocodiles!

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Sit in a chamber of the Gene and Cheburashka.
asks their cellmate - for what supposedly sidite.
za focuses, - Cheburashka.
-For what answers? Well you want
- that at you #уй was to the earth? I Want
-! With
-of the Gene, bite off to it feet.

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Karkusha and the Cheburashka on a roof doma.
karkusha sit: - well, departed!
cheburashka: - wait, let ears will have a rest!

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Sit near Gena's house with the Cheburashka, miss. The Cheburashka offers:
- The Gene, let's play meeting! You will be a speaker, and I will be tolpoy.
-Well give-
GENA became on a porch and let's push the speech. Suddenly to it directly on a muzzle a brick - bang!
- the Cheburashka, you threw it? - asked Gena, ochnuvshis.
-Is not present! It someone from crowd

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The Cheburashka and Gena in cafe sit. The Cheburashka champs. Gena speaks:
- The Cheburashka if you champ, I you vyvernu.
cheburashka again champs. speaks:
- The Last time I warn Gena: not to champ, vyvernu.
cheburashka continues to champ. Gena turned out it, and Cheburashka
ne unimayetsya:
-to Chav-chuv.

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- Look, the Cheburashka, what girl!
- Gene, you that!? It terrible as crocodile.

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Were going to poboksirovat the Cheburashka with Kolobok,
cheburashka speaks: "Only on ears not to beat! "
kolobok: "on the head too"!

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There were the Crocodile Gena and the Cheburashka new Russians, went to the Bahamas to have a rest. Live in the most expensive hotel. In the mornings -
shvedsky a table. Vetchinki there, sausages, cheeses any refined. Gena and Cheburakh are loaded on full programme.
dokhodyat to fruit salad, impose to themselves. Suddenly Krokodil
kak will be developed and as will give Cheburator a box on the ears!
-of the Gene, for what?!!
- Guzzle everything, it is good to choose pineapples!

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The old woman Shapoklyak goes on the desert and sees Saida.
-Ba-a- Atyushki buried in sand up to a neck, and ktozh you so? ;-O
-of Abdoul... = '- [
-A chtozh you were dug out by %??? - and carefully so powders with a sand ego
golovu......

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There is a Cheburashka and something rumples something in hands. Gena approaches it and speaks? You that you do
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- Yes here I think plasticine it or not! Dai I poprobuyu.
gena it rumple
-, then tastes, then smells and speaks:
- There is no Cheburashka it definitely not plastilin.
-Well here and I too think, from where in a bum plasticine?!

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There is a Cheburashka that rumples something in hands, it will take in a mouth, will smell. Here he is met requirements by Gena.
g:ty that do?
CH:DA here I think plasticine it or not!
G:DAY I poprobuyu.
stoit rumple it, then in a mouth a beret, then nyukhayet.
g:ne, it not plasticine

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Knock at a door to Uspensky's apartment. Opens, on a threshold of Cheburashka:
-On figs such to me made feet? It is impossible to Ssat, an ass wet!

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Knock in dver.
shapoklyak asks: - Who there? Open
-, I to a crocodile of Gene.
shapoklyak open a door, and King-KON
G-Oy is on the threshold. and Gena is not present дома.
- Well, then report to it that the Cheburashka came - from army vernulsya.
cheburashku and Gena put in prison in one chamber. Cheburashkaleg on one ear, with another it was covered and fell asleep. And Gena was nervous and walked on kamerevzad-vpered.
nakonets stopped and with scope gave to the Cheburashka pinka.
-Oy-e-ee-ey!
- A- And, and you is not slept the Cheburashka!
GENA wakes up with a hangover, absolutely any, the head of a raskalyvayetsyaa tells Cheburashechk's Cheburashke:
-, run to me behind beer, all peresokhlo.
cheburashka to it otvechayet:
-How yesterday to drink so the Ass With Ears and how to freshen the nip - Cheburashechka?!! Gena's
krokodil collect hemp in the field, and Shapoklyak Stoitna a chickie. Suddenly Shapoklyak Krichit:
-Gena, JIGGERS!
GENA dives into a grass and zataivayetsya.
-Otboy - Shapoklyak.
through some time opyat:
-Gena, JIGGERS! shouts
GENA dives in travu.
-Otboy, Everything is normal! - Shapoklyak
shouts... and so a little raz.
nakonets bothered with Genya also it to speaks:
-Shapoklyak, you that, the beldame, you shout idle? The
Gene, well you that is and - to cool dive - I simply that am and - shchus!
GENU and the Cheburashka invited on a visit. The apartment was on the 100-th floor. When they rose by the 20th floor the Cheburashka speaks:
-Gen, and the Gene, it is possible I for you I will tell something?
Here we will rise by the 100-th floor - skazhesh.
na the 50th floor the Cheburashka again speaks:
-Gen, and the Gene, it is possible I for you I will tell something?
- Here we will rise by the 100-th floor - skazhesh.
podnyalis they on the 100-th floor. Gena and говорит:
- Well the Cheburashka that you wanted to tell me? You
Know, the Gene, and we not in that podjzd zashli.
oni went down in a bottom and came into other entrance. Rose by the 20th floor. - the Gene, and the Gene, it is possible I for you I will tell something?
Here we will rise by the 100-th floor - skazhesh.
podnimayutsya on 50 etazh.
-Gen, and the Gene it is possible I for you I will tell something?
Here we will rise by the 100-th floor - skazhesh.
podnimayutsya on the 100-th floor. Gena said:
-Teper you can speaks.
-Gen, and the Gene, and I joked.

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The Russian died. Got to paradise, watches - well everything as one, sit at little tables and v
shakhmaty play. Resembled, looked, lo and behold - sit the Cheburashka with Gena and too v
shakhmaty play. Suddenly looks - they together with a table a circle turned back and dalshe
igrayut. It became interesting, approached: - Listen, men, what it at you for mekhanizm
tut such in a table it is hidden?
-A it not the mechanism, it now about us on the earth a joke told. Sit down s
nami.
-Well, I will better go at that fan posizhu.
- And it not the fan. This is Petka with Vasily Ivanovich.

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The Cheburashka with Gena plunder a supermarket. Suddenly the Cheburashka shouts Genya from distant otdela:
-Gena to you boots are necessary?
- Yes, bear syuda.
-He I can, in them musop.
-So shake out ego.
-He I can, it holds me by ears.

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The Cheburashka in army. Etude: In the rainy summer evening the Cheburashka gets drunk, climbs in the tank, gets, goes on it to the city, napevaya:
-Let pedestrians on pools run clumsily...

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The Cheburashka meets Gena's Crocodile and asks:
-Why you have one black boot, and another - yellow? Yes itself I do not know
-, wanted to change, came back home, and there the same!

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Cheburashka:
-Gena, let me take a suitcase, and you will take me!
- Persuaded, the pervert.

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The Cheburashka and Gena plunder magazin.
cheburashka asks: - A gene, and and these boxes to take?
GENA: - To take, to take everything, bear syuda.
-Gena, and Gena, and to take kersey boots? To Take
-, to take everything, bear syuda.
-Ooy! I cannot Gena, they hold me by ears!

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The Cheburashka and Gena got two jambs. Came home, Gena decided to accept at first vannu.
cheburashka sat, waited, waited, absolutely became sad well and got high one kosyachok. At once recovered,
poveselel, started the second lighting up... Here to it Gena from a bathtub krichit:
- The Cheburashka, bring polotentse.
cheburashka takes a towel, all happy itself, comes into a bathroom and in a second takes off with cries from there: "Pancake, there crocodile!"

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The Cheburashka and Gena got to Gena's KPZ.
-how you think, us will cut? - asks Cheburashka.
-Leave alone, at a rat sprosi.
- The Rat, you do not know, here in KPZ cut?
-Ya not a rat, I am a hedgehog …

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The Cheburashka and Gena got to prison, the Cheburashka asks Geny:
"the Gene, and the Gene, and in prison nalyso shave? "
"Неknow, the Cheburashka, ask a rat," - and shows in a corner on a rat. It otvechayet:
"And I am not a rat, I am a hedgehog!"

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The Cheburashka and Gena went to work in a zoo, the Cheburashka asks Genu:
"the Gene, and the Gene, and in a zoo beat? "
" Still as beat," Gena answers and shows on a camel - "Wons look that with a horse made!"

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The Cheburashka and Gena decided to stage demonstration. Gena stood on tribune delivered a speech, and the Cheburashka ran round it with the poster and cried out slogans. Suddenly it approached behind Genya and hit to it on the head the poster! On following a dengena regained consciousness in hospital and asks Cheburashku:
- You do not know who me yesterday so knocked?
No, I do not know - the Cheburashka answers, - there to the people was much!

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The Cheburashka and Gena sat on the 16th floor and looked at the street. Suddenly saw vnizu
lepeshku. Solved who quicker behind it will go down, that also will get it. Cheburashka
vbezhal also went to the elevator down. And Gena straight from a window on the street. Cheburashka
vybegayet:
-Gene! Gena!... Listen what to me a flat cake is - yellow or green?.

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The Cheburashka and Gena sit in Gena's KPZ.
-, beat here - tells Cheburashka.
dver opens, and into a chamber push verblyuda.
-Gena, look that with a horse made...

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The Cheburashka with Gena went on the motorcycle. They decided to call a purse "brick", and money -
"stones". Gena violated traffic regulations. They were stopped by the militiaman, prikazal
uplatit a penalty. To Gena speaks:
- The Cheburashka, give a brick! We to it will count a trifle of a stone.

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The Cheburashka with Gena rise by the 100-th floor of the house to repair the crane. On the fiftieth floor the out of breath Cheburashka speaks:
-Ya-ya-ya for - for-for … Then you will tell
-. Reached the seventieth. The Cheburashka opyat:
-Ya-ya-ya for - for-for!. Reached to sotogo.
-Well, what you wanted to tell?
-Ya wanted to tell that we forgot a key. Go down, reached the first floor. The Cheburashka speaks:
-I joked.

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- The Cheburashka, you that you eat?
-Bublik.
-A of that it it liquid? I its second time eat
-A...

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The Cheburashka calls Gena's Gene:
-, to us the parcel came. In it ten oranges. To you and eight me .
-Listen to eight, the Cheburashka, eight and eight - it it seems not ten will be? I know Nothing
-, I already ate eight.

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The Cheburashka with Kolobok put on boxing gloves and leave on ring.
-On ears not to beat, - warns Cheburashka.
-On the head too, - Kolobok answers.

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The Cheburashka to a crocodile of Gene:
- The Gene, let me take a suitcase, and you will take me...
- Well go here, my little pervert...

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- The Cheburashka is a boy or the girl?
- Of course girl! Speak, the woman loves ears - such ears in vain cannot vanish?!

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- Why can not Cheburashka new Russian?
- ears are so big that they cell phone fails.

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The Cheburashka found kopek and the Kopek sticks to Gene:
-is much?
-Otstan.
-is A lot of or a little?
-Otstan.
-Well is a lot of or a little?
-Mnogo.
cheburashka went to shop. Gathered a heap of toys, approaches k
prodavshchitse: she goggled at it. And he gives kopek and speaks ey:
-That hatched, give delivery!

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The Cheburashka addresses to krokodilu:
-However, Gena, it is good, what I at you am?, at Shapoklyak - all lish
zhalkaya Lariska.
-Well as to tell you, my small ushastik... An opera hat if kryski
lishitsya, on any garbage can at once finds another. And if with you sluchitsya
chego where to me to find the second such freak?

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The Cheburashka, examining the children-telepuzikov:
-Well and genes at this Shapoklyak!