Jokes about Cheburashka and Gena

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The Cheburashka resorts to a crocodile of Gene:
-Gena, Gena and who I am such?
- Well, you such kind, shaggy, big-eared an animal - Cheburashka.
- And this Shapoklyak says that I am laying with wings ….

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The Cheburashka resorts to a crocodile of Gene:
-Shapoklyak gave rise! Run to it rather - I drowned the, your
A float!

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The Cheburashka sticks to a crocodile of Gene:
-Gena, Gena, and the atomic bomb costs much?
- Leave alone!
-of Gena, Gena, well how much is atomic bomb?
- is A lot of! Leave me alone!
- Rejoice, Gena, it to us flies to a kitchen garden.

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The Cheburashka comes to GENE
- The Gene, Shapoklyak sent us 10 oranges, I counted here - to everyone on 8
poluchayetsya!
- the Cheburashka, you incorrectly counted... I do not know
-Ya as you consider there, but 8 I already ate the.

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The Cheburashka comes to Genya and speaks:
-Gena, I poveshus.
gena otvechayet:
-Be hung up, hung up!
through some time of Gena comes to the Cheburashka and sees: visit
cheburashka for nogu.
-It is necessary to be hung up for a neck! - tells Gena.
-For a neck stuffy.

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The Cheburashka comes to shop and asks:
- And you have lipisina?
- Is not present - the seller answers, - is not present at us apelsinov.
na the next day again the Cheburashka in magazin:
-comes And you have lipisina?
- Is not present some oranges and does not happen nikogda.
... And next day the Cheburashka in magazin:
-comes And you have lipisina?
- Is not present! - the seller became angry, - If once again ask I will take a hammer, gvozdiya I will drive in you in yashchik.
through day all the same the Cheburashka comes in magazin:
-Hello, Tell please, and you have hammers?
- Is not present - answers prodavets.
- And nails? - No!
-A box? - No!!
-A of a lipisina is?..........

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The Cheburashka asks from Gena of money for video players. Gena speaks emu
-Not ladies. You as descended on a sensuality yesterday, so all night long on me lazil.
-Well, Gena. Today will be boyevik.
-Well, idi.
nochyyu the strongest knock at a door as if knock out. Gena approaches k
dveri and asks
-Who there? Open
-, greens, it I, ChEBURATOR...

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The Cheburashka read the announcement: "The production cooperative on tailoring of bags will get at the population a quality leather at high price" .
prikhodit home, knocks at the door. Gena because of a door asks:
-Who there? Open
-, a suitcase of ebuchiya.

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- The Cheburashka, hear, che I speak? At
-of the Gene, well you look at me! Of course, I hear!

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The Cheburashka looks televizor.
-Gena, it seems to me, the Tandem is as we with toboy
-It as?
- Well it... Both animals, but physiognomies naive!

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The Cheburashka asks Geny:
- The Gene, and the Gene, the sleeve costs much?
-NET.
- The Gene, and the Gene, the grenade costs much?
- Well, mnogo.
- The Gene, and the Gene, an atomic bomb costs much?
- of Open company, millions!
- the Gene, what wealth to us flies!

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The Cheburashka asks Geny:
- The Gene, and the Gene! And the raisin on walls creeps?
-NET.
-Fie, devil! Again cockroaches gorged on!

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The Cheburashka asks Gena: - the Gene, and the Gene, and raspberry red?
Da.
-A it in a speck?
-NET.
-Chert!!! Again God's cows ate too much...

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The Cheburashka asks Geny:
- The Gene, and the Gene, and raspberry red?
- Yes.
-A it in a speck?
-NET.
-of Lines!!! Again God's cows ate too much...

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The Cheburashka asks Gena: "A gene, and I can go to cinema? "
GENA answers: "Go"
nochyyu knock to a door. "Who there?" - asks Gena.
"It I - ChEBURATOR"

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The Cheburashka somehow asks Geny:-Gena's Crocodile, and what such "purse"? The
Same, as "brick".
-A "money"? The
Same, as "stones" .
through some time of Gena violated traffic regulations. The penalty 8r.
-Gen approached friends GAISHNIK:
-S you, get a brick. We will give a sound thrashing, - it is upset the Cheburashka told.

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- Cheburashka! Why do you have such big ears?
- This bear has come to me. And no politics ...

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The Cheburashka saw the announcement: "We reduce ears" .
ON runs cheerful to Genya and speaks to him: - Gena, Gena to me ears will reduce and they I will have same malenkiye krasiy as at tebya.
a Gena to him speaks:
-Cheburashka, it is not necessary to cut off ears, and that snivels will be not than to wipe!

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The Cheburashka became thirsty. He approached the machine gun, threw three kopeks. Polilas
gazirovka. Drank. Still threw, drank. Still threw - there is no aerated water. vykhodit:
-do not throw a gene! I do not want to write more.

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The Cheburashka was taken away in armiyu.
through two years he comes back. Gena asks:
-as Whom served, the Cheburashka?
- Radar.

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The Cheburashka was made by an official mascot of the Russian Olympians because it demonstrates, in what the Olympic Mishka at poor food and unreasonable ambitions when drag out on conquest can turn new sports vysot.
pisatel Uspensky went further - suggested to decorate with this symbol gerb
rossii, the set purpose the accelerated doubling of GDP.

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To Shapoklyak speaks:
-Gena, you want to become the diplomat? Let's go with mnoy.
cheburashka too goes with them and in 15 minutes speaks:
-Gena, it does not seem to you suspicious, what we were brought not into embassy, and on factory of suitcases?

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- And you know who the first departed to space on dogs? Chukchi's
- …?
- of the Flea!

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And deer it is better! - the Chukchi drew a conclusion, having visited on a visit at the Korean.

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Abram with Sara marry the son to the Chukchi, there's nothing to be done, the love is love...
Ha to a wedding rises the brother nevesty:
-On our Chukchi custom I have to present newly married three upryazhki
sobak, but why to you in Odessa dogs? I sold them and I give you 600 Mesedes.
abram with Sara exchanged glances... Mother of the bride and speaks:
-On our Chukchi custom I have to present
vstayet to my son-in-law of plagues, but zachem
vam in Odessa of plagues? I sold it and I give three-storyed osobnyak.
abram with Sara again exchanged glances...
vstayet the father nevesty:
-On our Chukchi custom I have to present to my son-in-law herd of deer,
NO I sold them and I give 100 000 dollarov.
abram speaks:
-Sar, and it does not seem to you, what they somehow are similar to JAPANESE more?!

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The American geologists found some Arab country over large deposits of the American oil.

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The Englishman, the American and the Chukchi pass test for a survival: kto
bolshe days will hold on without food. At everyone the room in which a bedside table,
krovat and telefon.
anglichanin called in three days, the American - in five days. Chukcha
molchit ten days, twenty. The commission decided to check: as there chuvstvuyet
sebya winner. Come, see - the Chukchi on a lap in front of phone i
umolyaet:
-Phone, phone sits, the Chukchi wants to eat.

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Served to the Englishman, the Frenchman, the Russian, the Chukchi and the Jew coffee with dead mukhoy.
anglichanin: splashed out kofe.
frantsuz: threw out a fly, drank kofe.
russky: drank coffee with mukhoy.
chukcha: ate a fly as did not know that such kofe.
evrey: drank 2 coffee as exchanged the fly for the Chukchi's coffee.

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Announcements of telecasts on the OPT:
channel - Romanticism from main road. Why the people dreaming to become geologists go to work in GAI.
- New day of throats. Once again about hungover sindrome.
-Time to collect stones. Ore reserves istoshcheny.
-Tired out two horses. And chess players take vzyatki.
-ducks Fly. Interview to witnesses of explosion in hospital.

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Army. "Private Ivanov! "
- " I! "
-" private Petrov! "
- " I! "
-" private Chukcha! "
- " mine! "
- " That "mine"? "
- " it is so exact! "
- " That Is "so exact"? "
-" Ur-r-ra!!!"

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The Armenian radio is asked: from where undertook global potepleniye.
armyanskoye radio answers: the Chukchi caught a goldfish and asked that it was warm.

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The Chukchi down the street and krichit:
-Freedom to Gorbachev runs! Freedom to Gorbachev!
EGO ostanavlivayut.
- The Chukchi, you went crazy?
- However, just by radio heard: "In the conclusion Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev told...!"

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Protected small rivers in the tundra around a polar circle. Poizderzhavshiysya
v ways, the hungry and angry geologist will come across the Chukchi sitting with udochkoy
ryadom with a hill of fresh fish. Hunger wins against awkwardness, and proiskhodit
primerno such dialog:
- The Chukchi, treat with a small fish?!
- I cannot, however. Chief director not velit.
pauza. The geologist nashelsya:
-Listen, the Chukchi, and who in these regions the Chief Director?
- However, I...
- the Chief, allow to take small fishes! Take
-, however, and eat on health, how many you want!

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Two talk chukchi:
- The daughter sent to Odessa to the top model uchitsya.
-Recently And what, could not closer? There people humour appreciate
-A, however!

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Two talk chukchi:
- The Strange and original country Belorus …
- It why?
- And you think who will call the country in honor of a tractor?

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Two Chukchi enter the bus. The first asks at Driverya:
-I will reach by this bus to the station? Will reach
-. - quietly answers Driver.
- And I? - asks vtopoy.
- And you will reach. - also quietly answers Driver.
-Here did not guess! - the second rejoices. - I will descend earlier!
Driver closes doors, takes a microphone and objyavlyaet:
-To the station the bus will proceed without stops! - and victoriously looks at the second Chukchi.

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To armies there are classes in assembly/dismantling avtomata.
chukcha Companion ensign asks at praporshchika:
-! And why, however, person not razbirayetsya
tak, how machine gun??? Here you imagine
-A, companion Chukchi: before a release vy
razobralis also went to bed. And here suddenly at night ALARM!!! Vse
vskakivayut, start putting on, and you to collect the body, and v
sumatokhe instead of the head put on an ass!!! And what we have???
pilotka does not nalazit, the soldier's blouse is not clasped, all krichat
'' HURRAH'', and you THAT???

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In military unit there is the next check. The general () is accompanied by the ordinary Chukchi (Ch).
G (having run a finger over a window sill): - What is it?
Ch: - Dust, the companion general.
g (having run a finger over a table): - And it that such?
Ch: - Dust, companion general.
g: - Listen, the ordinary Chukchi, you know the Russian poslovitsu
pro a pig?
Ch: - So precisely, companion general.
g: - Well....
Ch: - The pig will find dirt everywhere.

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On Sunday to the coast of the Ledovity ocean there was one million the Chukchi and began to catch fish on gvozd.
-Why you it, fools, do? - asks them pogranichnik.
-to prove that we - chukchi.
- And why to you it is necessary?
- Differently will expel back to China.