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Stierlitz entered an entrance and received strong blow on golove.
ochnuvshis after a while, he rummaged around all houses in the district, but anything suspicious not obnaruzhil.
It "seemed"... - Stierlitz thought.

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Stierlitz understood position of the Russian radio operator. Then left and put it in other situation.

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Stierlitz was included into restaurant, approached to stoliku
i decided to take off a single-breasted coat. Frau Kittel did not act.

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Stierlitz was included into restaurant and tried to take off a single-breasted coat. Frau Kitel did not act.

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Stierlitz always knew that it is better to overhear once, than hundred times to hear...

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Stierlitz got up with relief and tried having merged. Then still tried. Then Stierlitz noticed tablichku:
"Plums does not work".

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Stierlitz got up very early and pulled a curtain. He did not know that Pozaranka and the Curtain - the Romanian intelligence agents.

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Stierlitz rummaged the second hour across Vienna. But whether the needle was thick, whether the structure not that is a high was not.

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Stierlitz ran out on the street and began strelyat.
"Shoot also to me", - Cat's radish cried.

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Stierlitz beat out a foot a door and on tiptoe crept to M?ller reading the newspaper.

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Stierlitz looked out in a window and saw the SS-man in a jersey standing on skis. "Fuflyzhnik" - thought Stierlitz.

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Stierlitz drank vodka in honor of November 7. white, Stierlitz thought - and was not mistaken.

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Stierlitz drank with relish - the Relish treated today.

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Stierlitz shot at M?ller. A bullet otskochila.
"Armored" … - Stierlitz thought.

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Stierlitz shot at the blind. Blind sighed and fell.

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Stierlitz shot at the blind. Blind fell backwards. Vznich peeped and escaped.

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Stierlitz shot at the blind. Blind fell as podkoshennaya.
podkoshennuyu Stierlitz shot the day before.

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Stierlitz shot at an emphasis, the emphasis fell.

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Stierlitz pulled out M?ller's note from a case. M?ller shouted and beat off feet.

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Stierlitz left a tavern and someone painfully hit it on a nape. Having turned back, Stierlitz saw that it was asphalt.

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Stierlitz left a tavern, fell in a pool and fell asleep. He knew that will wake up in half an hour. It was the habit developed for years.

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Stierlitz left the sea and laid down on pebble. Pebble took offense and escaped.

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Stierlitz left the sea and with scope rushed on pebble. Pebble was not frightened. So it was necessary and she knew it.

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Stierlitz came to light. The Ruzha was the secret agent of the Polish infanta.

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Stierlitz looked at M?ller with a call. M?ller re-read the call received iz
shtatov and roared with happy laughter.

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Stierlitz drove the car on big skorosti.
-Why you so drive? - asked Myuller.
- And what Russian does not love a fast driving?
- Here you also got, Stierlitz! - Myuller.
-Only was delighted one does not love, - Stierlitz got out, is I.

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- Stierlitz, speak, you the man of his word?
- That you, Schellenberg, I work only for you!

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- Stierlitz, you blue? - M?ller asked?
- Is not present, I red.

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Stierlitz did not receive letters from the Homeland long ago...
opyat closed a gate to Moscow!

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Stierlitz gave to M?ller a subscription. M?ller was bent and moaned.

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Stierlitz gave to the pastor Shlagu aiming. The stupid pastor again brought schnapps.

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Stierlitz for many years reddened from the drunk... At last it was kindled.

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Stierlitz long wandered about night Berlin so far at last did not get on some stroyku.
"Found". - Stierlitz thought and from running start plopped down in the dirt. He so missed the native earth.

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Stierlitz long looked in one point. Then translated a look and looked on druguyu.
"at the Colon!" - Stierlitz guessed.

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Stierlitz long looked as the pastor Shlag went on skis through the Swiss border. "Yes, it is heavy to it", - Stierlitz thought... There was a July, 1944.

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Stierlitz got the gun, and all fell to death.

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Stierlitz fought with a spark. The spark fought as could. The cool guy could. And Abrupt weaklings did not favor.

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- Stierlitz, buddy, you love dogs?
Айсман, I though was born in China, but not to the same degree … - the scout told reproachfully and removed a plate.

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- Stierlitz, you Jew?
No, M?ller, I Russian!
-Stierlitz, you Jew?
No, I Russian!
-A I German!