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Stierlitz went across Berlin. M?ller recognized in him the Soviet scout, but not on P P Sh which is carelessly thrown over a shoulder, and not on the parachute dragged behind, and on a brand of Bolshevichka factory which was forgotten to be unpicked from an inside pocket of a jacket on truly Russian disorder.

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Stierlitz went across Berlin and saw prostitutes. "Nedosuk", - Stierlitz thought.

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Stierlitz went across Berlin and Stierlitz - the fool" saw on a wall an inscription ". Only he one understood that to him the rank of the Hero of the Soviet Union is given.

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Stierlitz went across Blyumen-shtrasse and heard a tree gnash about asphalt. He turned back and saw the pastor Shlaga who is coming back from Switzerland on skis.

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Stierlitz went on the spring wood. On trees Gestapo tricks hung pochki.
-Again, - he thought.

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Stierlitz went across evening Berlin with a red flag in hands. Towards to it SS-men on mototsikle.
-"Rockers" went, - Shtirlits.
-"Nonconformist" thought, - SS-men thought.

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Stierlitz went on the country house and heard some rustle behind a door. Got the machine gun and discharged at a door of 3 holders. When the smoke resolved, Stierlitz saw the killed radio operator Cat on a floor. "I WILL REVENGE!" - Stierlitz thought.

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Stierlitz went skipping. In "Pripryzhka" it was waited by maids and beer.

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Stierlitz went waddlingly. He did not know that "Razvalka" is closed.

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Stierlitz went on a meeting with the coherent. He recognized him at once. In Russia again there were interruptions in soap.

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Stierlitz went on the city. For years intuition prompted Ottrenirovannoye to him, something gives out in it the Russian razvedchika.
vot just?. A red asterisk on a budenovka or the parachute which is dragged behind?

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Stierlitz went on the city in search of an appearance, but only "Prima" and "Rodopi" came across.

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Stierlitz went on the city and saw the bus with horns. "Trolleybus", - Stierlitz thought. "You are trolleybus!" - the bus horns took offense.

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Stierlitz went on Kaltenbrunnershtrasse.
-Stop! - he heard a hail because of a back. Stierlitz thrust a hand in karman.
-It is the end, - Stierlitz, - but where the gun thought?.
Ho right there with horror obnaruzhil:
-Is the gun... but where end....

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Stierlitz went to Elefant cafe on a meeting with the wife. It already for the fourth time was carried through a front line and three borders, but every time it appeared that it not his wife.

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Stierlitz went on koridoru.
"And after all it is Stierlitz goes" - Myuller.
"Yes, it thought I go" - Stierlitz thought.

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Stierlitz went along the Gestapo corridor. On a meeting to it there was Stierlitz surprised with Myuller:
-, and I also did not know that you color!
-M?ller, it is impossible to be such politically incorrect presently, I am slavyano-Aryan!

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Stierlitz went along a corridor of imperial security service. Schellenberg met halfway. When he saw Stierlitz, at once fainted. "Happens! "Stierlitz thought, corrected an old budenovka and went further.

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Stierlitz went along a corridor. M?ller tripped up it, Stierlitz grochnulsja.
-Edri your mother, - Shtirlits.
-thought do not dare to stick to me, Stierlitz! - M?ller was offended.

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Stierlitz went along a corridor. Towards Myuller.
razminulis ran. Carried by, - Shtirlits.
-You so would think carried by, - M?ller thought.

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Stierlitz went along a corridor and Hayl, Hitler encountered Bormana:
-! Partagenosse!
- Yes is full to you to yurodstvovat, Isaev.

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Stierlitz went along a corridor. Came nearer on February 23, and there was to drink not on chto.
-Mister a gruppenfyurer! - it stopped M?ller. - Will not borrow to me 100
marok till May holidays?
myuller dal.
"is Well remembered the last phrase", - Stierlitz thought, caught up with M?ller and asked 50 pfennigs.

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Stierlitz went along a corridor. By there passed Cat. Two Gestapo men bore behind it a suitcase. "In holiday", - Stierlitz guessed.

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Stierlitz went along Reykhskantselyariya's corridor and saw SS-ovsky patrol. He put a hand in a pocket. "It is the end", - Stierlitz, - "and where the gun thought?"

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Stierlitz went on a red carpet, on each side there were people and attentively considered him. "Inauguration", - Stierlitz thought.

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Stierlitz went on Red Square and saw utyugov.
"Irons", - Shtirlits.
"Weak zakos under a bundes thought," - irons thought.

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Stierlitz went on the wood and ran on a bough. Boughs ran up with squeal. Squeal ran the first.

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Stierlitz went on the wood and ran on a bough. "There would be you home, girls, war after all" - with grief the colonel Isaev told.

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Stierlitz went on the wood and saw blue spruces. When he came back, blue already saw.

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Stierlitz went on the wood and saw people with palkami.
"Skiers" - Shtirlits.
"Stierlitz" thought - fishermen thought.

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Stierlitz went on the wood and saw people in jerseys and on lyzhakh.
-FUFLYZhNIKI - thought Stierlitz.

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Stierlitz went to M?ller. His brain tensely worked: "All. It is a failure". He put a hand in a pocket: "It is the end, and where the gun?"

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Stierlitz went obliquely. Iskosok cowardly moved back to a wall.

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Stierlitz went across night Berlin. Suddenly it is a mustache-
lyshal a crash. He would learn this crash from this there was Borman's moped.

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Stierlitz went on the night wood on a meeting with professor Pleyshner. Having heard hissing of a snake in bushes, it got from a holster of a nominal TT, discharged all holder there. Having moved apart branches, he saw the blood-stained corpse of Pleyshnera.
"Poor creature" - Stierlitz thought - "he did not learn to whistle".

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Stierlitz went to him for a collar across the field the caterpillar fell! "Gdeto exploded the tank!" - Stierlitz thought!

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Stierlitz went with the radio operator Cat on park. Someone shot Cat at the head. "Shoot" - Stierlitz thought.

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Stierlitz went with the radio operator Cat on park. The shot was distributed, Cat fell, bleeding profusely. Stierlitz pricked up the ears.

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Stierlitz went on the Reichstag, trying to remain unnoticed. But something gave out it: whether a budenovka, whether the Order of Lenin, whether the parachute which is dragged behind the back.