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Grandmothers at podjezda:
- And you heard that Medvedev got fleas in a sweater?

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Bly. again the president after a New Year's congratulation forgot to eat a piece of paper, again everything will not work.

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There was time when the wages in Russia would be paid out produktsiyey.
s pleasure repeated it to the practician for Medvedev and shipped to it the verbiage car.

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Voting bulletins on elections will be with two punktami
1 Medvedev.
2 After elections I ask me rasstrelyat.
i let only who will tell that elections were uncontested.

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In the Andreevsky hall of the Grand Kremlin Palace Putin to the applause of the audience solemnly bites in Medvedev's neck and that turns into the president …

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In 2012, Medvedev not so much will stop being the president, how many will continue to be not the president...

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In the childhood Medvedev was silent and timid malchikom.
v youth Medvedev was silent and timid yunoshey.
povzroslev, Medvedev was silent and timid muzhchinoy.
teper Medvedev the silent and timid president.

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The secretary comes into an office to Dmitry Medvedev, climbs under a table and does it a smart cocksucking. After that she gets out from under a table and with a happy look speaks: "Give it, please, to Vladimir".

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In Moscow and St. Petersburg passed Dissenters' Marches, and also marches imperceptible, unlucky, ugly and unmarried. The militia pulled together to places of procession of special forces of the simple.

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In the nature many defenseless animals pretend to be dead that stronger predators did not touch them....
pryamo as Medvedev 4 last years.

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In Russia there cannot be a technical prime minister, - Dmitry Medvedev declared to journalists. "I electronic", - he added and removed from a pause of "Angry Birds Space".

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In Russia there was a kindergarten of Dmitry the city Medvedeva.
ne of course, as at Pyotr, but too a contribution to history.

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Due to the nomination of candidate of Mitya Medvedev it was carried out sotsopros.
90% of respondents agreed that anyway it nevertheless is better, than the Labrador Koni.

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At Kuklachyov's Theatre there was a new cat. Told that from Medvedev's Circus.

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The look because of okeana:
progress is obvious to democracy in Russia! Bears there already not only freely move across Moscow, but also have much more chances to become the president of Russia, than any other citizen of this country.

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Winnie- The-Pooh - in Presidents?!!!

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- Vladimir Vladimirovich, I here again was going to dismiss somebody, kak
by to me it, it is possible to know whom and who is not present?
- Well problems. Here to you the list of those who cannot be touched. The others -
mogut to go na@uy to any

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Vladimir Putin and Dmitry Medvedev said in the joint statement (is quoted): .
CHTO to do
"We Have Enough Money for Overcoming of World Financial Crisis" to other Russians, so far it is unclear...

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Vladimir Putin - 170sm. 70kg.
dmitry Medvedev - 156sm. 54kg.
blin, so after all soon to Liliputians we dogolosutsya!

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Vladimir Putin builds the new mausoleum in which it and Dmitry Medvedev will lie in turn on Red Square.

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Together with attempt at Vladimir Putin attempt and at Dmitry Medvedev was organized. Malefactors threw to it a worm on a farm in "Schoolmates".

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- Volodya, you represent - everything of what I dreamed in youth, came true! Wanted to eat hamburgers in the real American McDonald's - please!
prokatitsya together with Terminator - is not present problems! Dreamed of an abrupt hundred part - and it c

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Whether a question dnya:
povesit Putin Medvedev's portrait at itself in an office?
otvet goda:
putin will hang up at itself in an office a portrait of Medvedev depicted in the office against Putin's portrait.

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- Here all speak: Obama, Obama... And I Dmitry Anatolyevich Medvedeva
uvazhayu: the person knows that in one and a half months work will lose and voobshche
ne panics.

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Hand a rank of the people's artist of Medvedevu.
on in a neponyatka - For chto.
a officials to it and govoryat:
-As Nikulin died - anybody so the people did not make laugh.

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You are more and more convinced that the Russian policy - circus. Here, already and the trained bear brought to the arena...

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All know that the president Medvedev D. A. - the man of his word as he can make nothing.

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Putin and Medvedev.
-Preved, Medved met!!!
-Preved, premyerko!!!

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Putin and Medvedev:
-Dim meet somehow, you why increased presidential term, and to people did not consult?
medvedev - are got thin papochku:
-by Vovan why did not consult? Here signatures of all boys!

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Yesterday Dmitry Medvedev declared start of the new national project urged to erase a side between officialdom and the people change of an order of reception of the population by state officials. This project "Available to a zhulya" will be called.

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Yesterday the president Medvedev unexpectedly felt badly and,
otprosivshis from work at the prime minister Putin, went home.

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- What do you think of what Medvedev is appointed the presidential successor?
-A that, Russia in general COUNTRY MEDVEDEV!.

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Medvedev's elections, unambiguously, organized western and European mass media that then, with a clear conscience and the facts to claim that across Russia and in particular on streets of Moscow Bears quietly walk!

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Elections in Russia showed that the idea of "United Russia" is supported by 99 percent of Chechens and only 63 percent of other Russians. Now, at last, it became clear who from whom wanted to separate!

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Medvedev's performance to Skolkovo completely changed mine mirovozreniye:
ranshe I considered that our President - is a little not of that, and now I consider,
chto our President - is a little of that.

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It became clear that the cat Dorofei ran away because the owner as the real politician recently, fed him with one promises...

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Looking at speech of our president, you will not get off thought in any way,
chto is the president of some other country.

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Spoke, after all, me the grandmother: do not drink, a vnuchok, Putinka, in a medvedtrezvitel you will get...

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Putin tells somehow Medvedevu:
-You, Dimon, absolutely the botanist became: iPods, twitters vsyakiye.
poydem, we will better be delayed. Into the bar we will come, we will drink. Well we will remove maids,
potrakhayemsya.
-That, directly at maids?