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The president Medvedev delivered to NATO countries the ultimatum on EUROMISSILE DEFENCE. As a last resort threatened to translate milliard accounts of officials from the western banks.

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The president Medvedev ordered to schools to struggle with culture of EMO.
I here the first results - in Chelyabinsk pupils 6a a class burned the art teacher Emma Mikhaelovna Oblonskaya on a fire.

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The president Medvedev brought together pensioners and asks: the pension is enough for you?
pensionery: is enough!
prezident: well, and something remains?
pensionery: remains!
prezident: and that that remains where put?
pensionery: we eat!

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The president of Russia Dmitry Medvedev declared that it is better for president of Belarus to deal with the Belarusian problems. With whose problems it is better for president of Russia to deal, Dmitry Anatolyevich for some reason did not tell.

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The president of Russia Medvedev created Council for fight against corruption. According to preliminary forecasts place cost in it will make about one million dollars.

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The president Medvedev is not present, but his twitter lives!!!

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Presidential business is a man's business. And you will look at Medvedev, and you will think: "Yes, and the woman could!"

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The prime minister Medvedev suggested the government to refuse from Russian rublya.
v the answer the government, considering a level of development of the Russian economy, submitted for discussion a question of early transition of the country for the Mongolian tugrik.

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- conference prezidenta.
-Tell a press, please, you will be able to put the mayor?
- Yes.
-A of the prosecutor of the region? The fighter 5 of generation put
-Elementarno.
-I? Well, for this purpose we the prime minister have
-, I put only

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At the tsar in Russia bears were driven for a ring in a nose, and now Medvedev all country fools.

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Approximate scenario of future inauguration: in the Andreevsky hall of the Grand Kremlin Palace Putin to the applause of the audience solemnly bites in Medvedev's neck and that turns into the president...

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- Reception, reception how hear, GDP? I am Medved... What
- Medved? What reception? Not reception, and at it... that is - at me... And in general, Dima, you got already me with the receiver! Will be enough to play about!...

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There arrived Obama to Moscow on a meeting with Medvedev. Waits for it in the Kremlin, waits, and Medvedev is not here. At last the door opens and the out of breath Medvedev runs in. Obama:
-Dmitry what happened?
Sorry, got stuck in a traffic jam! Putin went to work in the morning - the road blocked!

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In view of, as Lenin studied as the lawyer, we draw a conclusion: at presidential elections-2008 will be sostyazatsya:
-yurist:
- The son yurista;
- The faithful pupil of the lawyer.

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Medvedev comes to a meeting of the State Council and asks:
-I did not understand and where we have in Russia a civil society?
- Well as where, Dmitry Anatolyevich? Navalny for a week was away on vacation...

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The problem of the national leader and employment Putin is solved! On March 2 it will rise in the Heavenly Halls and will rule the country directly from there!

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- Problems of the American financial organizations caused the deepest collapse in the Russian stock market yesterday. The RTS and MICEX indexes lost 11,47 and 17,45%, having fallen to levels of the end 2005 goda.
-Everything is logical. We have a presid

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Whether sociological survey on a subject "Is conducted you that Dmitry Medvedev proposed the candidate for the following presidential term want?" All hundred percent of respondents answered "Yes", thus answers were distributed tak:
-Yes, I want - 10%
- YES on a fig - 28%
- YES all of them went - 32%
- Yes, I want. And who is such? - 15%

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The gone Medvedev's cat is looked for personally by Putin's dog.

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Putin awakes with Medvedeva:
-Medved, get up! You have a meeting with the U.S. President today!
- Is, the chief. And who at them now the president - Obama Sr. or Obama Jr.?

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Putin:
-Well, time you are executive power, to you and behind beer to run.

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- Putin nominates Dmitry Medvedev in presidents. Respectively, it will also be our following which is democratically chosen prezidentom.
- And still any candidates are known?
-A what for? of
-Well so, purely to laugh …

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Putin goes in prime ministers - the manual Duma writes laws on redistribution of powers in favor of the government. Putin comes back in presidents - the trained Duma writes laws on redistribution of powers in favor of the president... And so - around.

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- Putin-Medvedev-Putin-Medvedev-Putin...
- New counting rhyme?
- Is not present, it and is Putin's plan...

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Putin, Medvedev and Shoygu go on the burned wood on a lame horse and speak: "It would be time to change a horse" .
loshad in reply: "And horsemen too".

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Putin and Medvedev … Medvedev and Putin … Dvukhglavy eagle... So …. Stop!!! About what it I?

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Putin presented to Medvedev Mercedes. Medvedev in mersedses sits down - looks: the wheel is not present. Asks Putin: and where wheel? A wheel I will have
A!

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Putin charged to Medvedev to create before elections pro-Kremlin partiyu.
no at Medvedev only the Party in badminton turned out.

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Putin specified to us a way, Medvedev to us will tread it.

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Putin reproaches Medvedeva:
-Four years you okolachivat pears, and before the leaving to you suddenly were impatient to meet Obama! Unpresentably you behave, Dima! Itself I know
-, Vladimir Vladimirovich! But I am not guilty that at the new IPad which Barack promised to present to me at a meeting, the release took place only last week!

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sprashivayut:
-you a portrait of the president Medvedev on a wall will hang up Putin? The Skin I will lay
PUTIN:
-!

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Drunk air of the American freedom with a smell of hamburgers and Coca-Colas played a dirty trick with professor Medvedev - he did not understand that iPhone-4 exposed in a window of the White House was a failure signal.

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Two pensionerov:
-talk You heard, Medvedev promised to increase pension to all veteranam
velikoy Patriotic war to 1 million rubles today!!!
- Really now we will heal???!
- Yes, but only... by 2050!

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Conversation in aske:
-Heard, yesterday Putin the medical Veda okoltseval.
-As it?
- Well took, lulled and hung on it a collar with the radio indicator it was more convenient to watch!
- Tin! E-e-e. and you in general about what bear?
-Ya about a polar bear, and you of whom thought? :)))

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Difference between Gorbachev and Medved by and large only that Gorbachev advertizes pizza and condoms in the USA, and Medved - iPhones and iPads in Russia.

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Russia, according to Medvedev is capable to sustain the second wave zasilya
"Edinoyrossiya"

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The most loyal name - Vlapudam.
v Vladimir Putin and Dmitry Anatolich Medvedev's honor.

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The cat who ran away from Medvedev declared that his owner in general does not catch mice...

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- What Dmitry Medvedev on a post of the president of Russia made?
- Renamed militia in politsiyu
- And still that?
-Mmmmmm..... Nuuuuuu.... Iiiiiya..... Yes, and it too he made
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