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Medvedev goes to a tribune to hold the first presidential rech.
ego pomoshchnik:
-One moment to your sleeve some thread, oh, and to the second too clung....
vdrug from where Putin's voice: "It is the necessary threads, do not touch them".

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Medvedev to Kudrin: "You should write a resignation or to take the words back till the evening".
kudrin to Medvedev: "I at first will consult on this subject to the prime minister".
medvedev puts an end: "Means, so. I here main, at least till May 7. I the first will consult to the prime minister!"

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Medvedev on the present became famous - he, at last, got to Posner's transfer.

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Medvedev after elections calls next morning the mame:
-Mother, well, how you there?
- Oh, the sonny, all night long did not fall down, about you worried, whether will be able to win against dangerous competitors, whether will allow you to elections as Mother will vote narod.
-! Well though you not under %% happen!!!

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Medvedev, addressing servilely to Putinu:
-I am so grateful, so grateful to you... When I become a president, you will at me prime minister …
putin (impressive):
- You are mistaken, the friend. Zubkov remains the prime minister at you, and you, as well as agreed, will be the president... at me!!!

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Medvedev, appears, not the successor, and the transmitter!

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Medvedev - the president-watchman first in the history.

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Medvedev plus Putin equally Medvezhutin.

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Medvedev caught the Goldfish and made three wishes: Bilan's victory on the Eurovision, a victory over kandets in hockey, a victory over Dutches in soccer. The small fish everything executed and asks:
- And why so strange desires? Usually tsars and presidents ask to win war, new to build the capital, the state great sdelat.
medvedev:
- And what, it was possible?!!!

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Medvedev charged to protect the rights of Russians for free fishing. Teper
pravo on free fishing of each Russian it is protected. However all vy
ponimayete that legal protection - piece expensive and for it pridetsya
platit, and even that who never caught fishes.

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Medvedev after meetings on Bolotnaya Square: "We should update Edinuyu
rossiyu" (ER). I suggest now it to call "the good United Russia".

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- Medvedev after Putin - as beer after vodki.
-So, can pass to vodka better again?
-A can better grow wiser and stop drinking?

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Medvedev suggested to refuse ruble (c) 1jj.ru.
rossiya in reply suggested to refuse Medvedev.

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- Medvedev is the successor?
- Is not present, the transceiver.

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Medvedev and Putin fly on samolete.
vdrug the plane starts falling, and onboard there is no parachute. Who will escape?
otvet: people!

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Medvedev of Putinu:
-Vova, what you want on birthday?
- Well, I do not know... you already presented a presidential chair to me... what?.
medvedev in storonu:
-Well, did not present, and returned...

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Medvedev reflects vslukh:
-For what to me to dismiss Luzhkov? For greed … for theft … for … for …
- Za*bal! - Putin prompts.

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Medvedev conducts on September 1 an open lesson at pervoklashek:
- When I was small...
vdrug interrupts it someone's golos:
- And you and now the small!

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Medvedev told that the officials who are not owning the computer it is necessary uvolnyat.
putin nervously swallowed, but then for some reason smiled.

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Medvedev does not agree to pardon of those who did not give it prosheniye.
mozhno to think, about hours, police and checkup someone asked it.

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Medvedev: "We kept Russia and we will give it to nobody" .
vdvoyem we will consult.

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Medvedev sprashivayut:
-why Putin went to Uglich, and you remained in Moscow?
medvedev:
a that I do not know that they there with Dmitriyami's successors do!.

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- You will not throw me?
-NET.
-Honest is honest?
- Well, I speak!
-I you will make what promised? Ugu …
- You Know
-, about me here everyone is told and written … you do not trust, it vsyo
zavistniki! I will do everything-everything th

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A lot of things became clear when understood that this spring sharpening of activity of Medvedev - simply spring sharpening of activity...

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Soft scenario of reunion of east Slavs: Tymoshenko becomes a president and marries Medvedev. Ukraine - in pridanoye.
oni adopt Lukashenko - Belarus under opeku.
takzhe by Angelina Jolie's example can adopt the Central Asian leaders.

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On a question to Putin, whether it will hang up a portrait of the president of Russia Medvedev on a wall in the office, Putin otvetil:
-I will lay a skin!

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At D. Medvedev's Internet conference nonplused M. Khodorkovsky's question: Whether "You will go to the first term?"

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On the opened election website of Medvedev there was no counter BEFORE PRESIDENCY only REMAINED... XX. DAYS

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At the summit Dmitry Medvedev once again explained to the interested leaders of the Group of Eight that does not know yet, whether he in 2012 will run for president. Also added for most bestolkovykh:
-to me still most did not tell...

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Putinka vodka will be succeeded by "Medvedevka" soon.

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At congress of the United Russia candidates for president, in prime ministers, and at the same time on December 17, 2007 were proposed and results of national vote on elections are approved on March 2, 2008.

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Navalny with the company meets Medvedeva
dimon - will Beat?
navalny - no to mubarachit.

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- How the man who two times in a row cannot is called? Mm
-... Dmitry Anatolyevich?

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At last there was a doubling of GDP! However, the second half of GDP for some reason call Medvedev.

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The real President has to for the term make three things: to construct Lukashenko, to put Khodorkovsky and to grow up Medvedev.

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Unprecedented rates technical progress develops in Russia. Except the technical prime minister Zubkov we will have also a technical president Medvedev soon...

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Some irresponsible citizens demand to cancel an entrance fee in Moscow Kreml.
-For what there to pay? You entertainments, neither fountains, nor a pond with boat station! - are indignant oni.
- And Medvedev? - object of
- On Medvedev we in a zoo will see enough!

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There is no story more sadly on light,
ChEM Dmitry Anatolyevich Medvedev.

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The Nobel Prize on physics for 2011 is awarded by D. A. Medvedevu.
on proved that emptiness can move, speak and even to operate the state.